WITH THE MID EAST ABLAZE, $5-6 PER GAL. GAS IS COMING AND HERE'S WHY.

  A bunch of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well there is a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We didn't know we were getting low!
 The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisianna, Kansas, Pennsylvania, Oklahoma and my beloved Texas.
 The problem is our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!