A bunch of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well there is a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We didn't know we were getting low!
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisianna, Kansas, Pennsylvania, Oklahoma and my beloved Texas.
The problem is our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!
Ice Storm Interlude
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Things look bad, right about now, unless you're a UK Cultural Marxist, in
which case you're universally loathed. Here in Texas we're stacking silver
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ohhh i like how you worded this one lol
Wish I could take the credit for it but received it a long time back in an ongoing email
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