12.24.2009

Al Gore -- SUCK IT ! ! !


Al Gore, you can suck my left (snow) ball and the Dems. of Washington, have at the right one.

Had me regular 70 mile ride into work (Wichita Falls, TX) this morning. Not bad, just rainy and cold. My work partner and meself, were the only two (out of ten) to show up. Well not to be outdone, we went for a little breakfast. To our surprise, 45 mins. later we stepped out to this. 8am.

We called it a day and wished one another Merry Christmas. I don't understand people taking their lane out of the center of the road. Passed 30+ cars in the ditches. How do they do that at 25mph? Made it home in an hour + 15. Feed the horses, hit the dogs with snowballs, grabbed a couple of eggs from the hens (man were they pissed, me and me cold hands) hugged the terra-mako, made a triple-crown and 7 and put 'Hangover' on the dvd player. It's good to be the king.


Hope if you had to go out in all this Global Warming bullshit, me prays that you wore a jacket. Have a great Christmas !


p.s. -- baby if you read this, I has come up with last minute "stocking stuffer" idea !

12.23.2009

TO ALL OF YOU --


Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
REALLY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU AND YOURS!!!

12.22.2009

PROMISES -- PROMISES







ripped from my buddy over at Boston's Legals Ass , thanks DC

TAX PAYER FUNDED ABORTIONS


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Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn has long been a hero of mine and with good reason: he’s one of the smartest folks on Capitol Hill. Today, however, we’ve something else to add to the list. Senator Coburn has blown the lid off the abortion lies the leftists have been hiding in Obamacare. A practicing physician who has delivered more than 4,000 babies, Coburn released the following statement on the abortion compromise language in the health care bill. In part, it reads:

“This reprehensible and deceptive agreement is a historic and radical shift in policy that will require taxpayers to pay for abortion. The American people will be outraged when they realize this so-called compromise is a farce. I can’t imagine there is a single pro-life taxpayer in Nebraska, or any other state, who would agree to pay to end the lives of the unborn for a never-ending Medicaid earmark or tax breaks for insurance companies. Unfortunately, Senators Reid and Nelson disagree,” Dr. Coburn said.

“Senators Reid, Nelson and others are using Enron-style accounting gimmicks to justify this radical shift in policy. Their claim that federal dollars will be separated from private dollars paid by premiums is a farce and they know it. In reality, the dollars will be fungible and mixed just as Social Security ‘trust fund’ dollars are used to finance other areas of government,” Dr. Coburn said. “The fact is this agreement, which was allegedly reached after weeks of gut-wrenching negotiations, is an elaborate charade. This new language is identical to, or worse than, the underlying abortion language in the Reid bill. Senators Reid, Nelson and others will have great difficulty convincing taxpayers that they were working to accomplish something other than carving out special favors for particular states.”

You can find the link to Coburn’s fact sheet HERE, but in the meantime, I can tell you that Coburn lists all the shifty ways abortion coverage has been hidden away. And explicitly explains that the state “opt-out” still requires each state’s tax dollars to pay for elective abortions.

12.21.2009

THE RUSSIANS DID IT


This is what concerns me. Other than the governor of Nebraska, who came out yesterday and said, “Unh-unh, pal, don’t you dare try and put this on my head, I had nothing to do with this deal that you just made in the Senate,” where are the other governors? Hiding under their desks, I think. I don’t – you’d think that governors are supposed to exhibit some sorts of leadership. And we’re seeing none.

Either they are dumbfounded and don’t know what to say, or are afraid to say it, or they’re in on it. Now, if they’re in on it, we’re done. If they’re in on it, then Christmas needs to come in the form of passports and ammunition .
Well, my mama always taught me that’s it’s not polite to speak with my mouth full. And when you’ve got the nipple of the federal government in your mouth, a governor can’t speak.

When you people think that we’re beaten, that Harry Reid and Barack Hussein Obama – mm, mm, mm – Dear Leader Chairman Maobama and the rest of them, that they’ve done an end around the Constitution – which they have, it’s dead. It no longer has any limitation or any limiting effect on what these madmen think they can do. How ironic it is, what the Soviet Union did when they were faced with a similar set of circumstances. Well, the story is actually pretty recent, when you consider that the Soviet Union dissolved in – started in 1989 and really ended in 1990. Mikhail Gorbachev was elected the president. And for some strange reason, unbeknownst to any of us, he decided that he would offer a little bit of openness to the political system. And the 15 republics that comprised the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, the USSR, all took that little glimmer of light and beat him over the head with it. And what they first did was to enact nullification laws and then enforce them. Russia was the leader in this with Boris Yeltsin. When Yeltsin came to power he became a real strong guy, and they started nullifying the laws that were coming out of the Kremlin, saying that they were overreaching their constitutional, if you can imagine a constitution in the USSR, they actually had one. But it overreached the power of the USSR as a federal government. And that caused havoc in Moscow because, not only did they nullify, but they also withheld money. And the other 14 republics followed suit very soon after that.

And over a very short period of time the Soviet Union dissolved. There were very few gunshots fired. Gorbachev didn’t mobilize the military, which is primarily stationed in Western Russia. Within a day’s drive, sometimes within hours’ drive of some of the republics like the Ukraine. They had bases inside some of the republics. Yet for the exact same reason that’s happening in the United States, they did not prosecute; they did not try to keep the republics from seceding. They all allowed them to secede peacefully. And today there are 15 countries where there was only one tyrannical country 20 years ago.

And one of the ones that you people may be most familiar with, and you’ll recall this story, was the little republic of Ossetia, and the one that, what was the – Georgia, the little republic of Georgia that seceded. And remember that it was, what, Christmas Eve two years ago that the Soviet tanks rolled back in there, claiming that Georgia had allegedly stolen some Soviet secrets or something like that, or owed them some money, and they were coming in to take what was rightfully theirs. Remember that? And it didn’t work real well, either, did it. Well, they stayed there for a while, but the world reacted with great disgust. And you may have thought, well, how is it that Georgia and the Georgian president, who was going on TV – I’m trying, what was that guy’s – what was his name? Mikhail, oh, it’s on the tip of my tongue. Anyways, there were many Americans that were going, like, bring this guy to the United States. This guy needs to come run for president over here. But the beast, I guess my point is that the beast still did exist. It still had tanks and army. And it did invade Ossetia and Georgia and try to take some of it back, even though it failed. But it did try to do it.

Yeah, but it didn’t do it at the time of the big secession. They did it 20 years later.

So, then, again, ReidCare is going to pass. There’s nothing we can do to stop it. Senator McCain even said, oh, there’s nothing we can do to stop it. It’s going to pass. They’re going to ram this thing through. They’re going to have a big vainglorious signing ceremony. And either the republic is going to, well, they’re going to kill the republic by doing it anyways, or put one of the final nails in the coffin. So either we’re going to react in like kind and either nullify and wipe this thing out and take back what is rightfully ours, which is our sovereignty and our independence, or we’re going to become part of the mighty, as Patrick Henry warned us 230-some years ago, part of the mighty American – oh, mighty empire of America. So that’s where we stand today, ladies and gentlemen. So again, my advice to you, is stop worrying about Congress. You need to get your ass in gear and find out who in the hell your state rep is, who in the hell your county sheriff is, and who in the hell your state senator is, and get busy. Right?

Forget about what’s happening in Washington.Now what do you need to be telling their state representative when they see him at the grocery store?

You need to ask them specifically what their stance is on state nullification and secession.

Look them right in the eye. That’ll – they’ll either talk to you, or they’ll run for cover, one or the other. Well, they’re going to be scared to death of the “s” word. The “n” word is, nullification word is okay. But they’re scared to death of the “s” word, I know. But somewhere along the line somebody’s got to say this stuff.


I guess it looks like it’s you and me.


THE LESSON TO BE LEARNED

Of Course The Government Would Never Do Something Like This... oh wait... oh... our bad... yeah... but it would never happen again
This song was written and performed by Paul Revere and the Raiders, enjoy but more importantly, learn.

12.18.2009

WHAT DO YOU THINK


So St. Obama Claus is not going to get his bill for Christmas. It doesn’t look like he’s going to. Now, I’ve underestimated these buffoons before. So before I say it’s not going to happen, let me just tell you that they have proven us wrong again. Or before. Now, just think about these headlines as I read them to you: New jobless claims rise unexpectedly. House approves $290 billion increase in debt limit. Obama signs $1.1 trillion spending bill. House approves $155 billion for jobs. Hillary: $100 billion global warming giveaway. And then the CBS News headline: The federal government is currently in default. We owe more than we have borrowed to cover it.

Now, usually the first rule in situations like this is, first thing you’ve got to do to right the ship is to stop digging. Stop borrowing, dumbass. These people act as if there’s a mystery to this. There’s some mysterious formula out there that only mystics can see. We’re going to have to resurrect Mahatma Gandhi from the grave, or we’re going to have to go get Jeane Dixon in there, or Edgar Cayce or someone. Or we’re going to have to reanimate Merlin the Magician, and he’s going to have to conjure up a spell. Or we’re going to have to get – what was the wizard’s name in “Lord of the...” – oh, Gandalf. We’re going to have to get Gandalf. Gandalf? Gandalf. We’re going to have to get Gandalf in there, and he’s going to have to, I don’t know, get a cauldron of steaming, boiling Pelosi water or whatever, and they’re going to “Double, double, toil and trouble. How can we do this? How can we fix this?” This is not difficult. You know how to do it. I know how to do it. Most of our state governments know how to do it. These idiots refuse to do it.

Now, yesterday, Obama signed a bill that included a 10 percent across-the-board increase to all federal agencies. Now, you can choose to be a nonbeliever and look at this as though, they’re not doing this on purpose. Why, this is just the way sausage is made. This is a plan. And it has been executed with near precision. Why aren’t these state governors convening an emergency Article V convention right now? That’s what I want to know. Why aren’t the state governors getting together and saying, if the federal government is borrowing all this money, where are they going to get it from? Oh, that’s right, they’re going to start taxing. They’re going to start telling states and what have you to start selling things.

This is an intentional, I think, intentional bankruptcy or impending bankruptcy of the federal government. Remember Obama has run around the country and has boasted and bragged about his desire to remake America. Well, it’s happening. He’s actually doing it. And he’s doing it all under the cover of an economic crisis that he’s there to solve. He’s not solving it. Every time he opens his mouth his poll numbers go down. Every time he says something he is proven wrong.

Now, I just happen to know because I’m a geek like this, and I was watching the Senate debate last year. Senator Tom Coburn introduced an amendment on the floor of the Senate, and it shocked the bejeezus belt off of Chrissy Hissy-Fit Dodd. He was talking about the amount of property that the federal government owns that is unoccupied. I can’t give you any more search parameters than that. And what Coburn was saying was that, at the current time – and I’m going to recall this from memory as best I can. The federal government owns in excess of 80,000 properties. Only less than 10,000 of them are occupied. Meaning there is a glut of some 70,000 properties.

What would it be, if you were getting ready to go bankrupt or couldn’t pay your bills, and you had all kind of properties that you owned, and you were looking for a way to pay your bills, what is one of the things that you might consider doing? Selling some of the properties, maybe? What would be the second thing you were doing if you were running a company and you were the CEO of it? Would you be giving pay raises out and hiring more people? Or would you, if you were a responsible steward of the federal government, if you were a responsible steward of the people’s purse, would you issue an immediate hiring freeze? Would you then issue an immediate congressional order, and they can do this, suspending all, any and all federal hiring till further notice? Yes, you would. Would you issue an immediate, immediate edict ordering that there will be a review of all current federal government contracts that have not begun work and a permanent freeze until that review can be completed will be put on all those projects?

Would you then order the Medicare board of directors – I’m just thinking out loud here. The Medicare board of trustees, I should say. Would you then order the Medicare board of trustees to begin the process of dismantling their operation and returning all their authority to the state governments for the state legislatures to administer and then begin downsizing the federal workforce that must be kept employed to enforce that? In order to start job creation, would you order your Environmental Protection Agency to cease issuance of all rules and to cease review of all rules currently under review? No new regulations. Would you immediately order your department of Occupational Safety and Health Administration to cease issuance of all rules and all regulations, and any of those that are under consideration are permanently – the debate over those, comment period, is permanently ended? We’ll revisit this when our economy and our government can pay its bills and right itself. Would you immediately, immediately begin the process of laying federal workers off through attrition?

You would do all these things, and it wouldn’t fix the problem, but it would go a long way towards not having to borrow more money. I’m not even talking about dismantling all of Leviathan. I’m just talking about stopping the bleeding. The patient is dying. We are being ordered about by demagogues. They’re doing this with impunity. They have no intention of stopping. There’s still an orgy going on in Mordor on the Potomac. Now, I realize that it’s Christmas, and you want to spend time with your family, and you want to do family things. Let me tell you, if you want to do something for your family, when your member of Congress or the United States Senate leaves Mordor on the Potomac to return home, you will be paying visits to their offices. You will be demanding that town halls be convened. And you will let them know that, if they dare return to Mordor on the Potomac and spend one dime of borrowed money, and you don’t care who it’s owed to, that you are going to convene grand juries and prosecute them for criminal mischief, for fraud, abuse, violating their oath of office to the Constitution. I think these people should be treated as domestic enemies.