6.09.2010

BREAKING NEWS ! ! BP HAS STOPPED THE OIL LEAK ! ! !


From the fridged depths of 5000' ft. plus, BP has put their heads together and they put a giant wedding ring around it and all of the sudden it just stopped putting out!
Now if we can harness this strategry, we can wed the politicans in DC to the constitution and they will stop putting out or at least stop screwing us regularly!

3 comments:

bluepitbull said...

Hell, they could have come up with that strategery months ago.

Reminds me of that Andrew Dice Clay album where he tells the guy why not to get married.

LandShark 5150 said...

Bully- you're right it does sound like ADC.
On a sidebar; seem to be having trouble posting on your blog and reds from my crackberry will leave a comment on your taco bender war stance piece. In short screw them!
ROT this wk end and am a thinking on it.

bluepitbull said...

I'll reset the HTML. That usually takes care of the problem.