A friend told me about this.

I didn't believe it.

Then I set me peepers on it.

Is this what we have come to?

 Do not press 1 for englay and dos for spanglish, just call the locals (mind ya,  el several hundred mile-leos from the bordeo).

 But really guys -- do you think that maybe if someone doesn't speakee-de-englay, maybe they won't care to call a cab, since breaking our laws is of little importance. 

Yep -- me sees the english side of it but if you don't put it in every language, well, that's profiling.

 And everyone knows -- profilings wrong.

So let's get this thing up to snuff and make it look like the melting sh*t pot we have become.

Reminds me of the immortal words of the great Davy Crockett at the wall of the Alamo --
      "Where the hell did all these mexicans come from?"


Teresa said...

Send the dang Mexicans back! America being a melting pot is one thing, but it being overrun by aliens is another thing.

LandShark 5150 said...

Teresa- when someone breaks into a house, its called a "invasion". Maybe if 20± million icebacks willing to vote republican came across that northern border, just maybe we'd have an emergency!

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The Black Widow said...

I knew there was a reason I came to your blog today. A few weeks ago every cell phone in the nation (or at least mine did and my parents)put on a new message for a new mailbox. I called the message and instantly it says to have your messages in English press #1...What the hell is this? So I have to take the time (I grew up in this counrty/that speaks ENGLISH) and go trhough a system to satisfy a new language? It's becoming so comical its not funny.

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LandShark 5150 said...

Widower- I got run out of wally-world for telling all the illegals to go to the school board for the free school suplies and leave those for the tax over payers. Maybe me said something wrong?

The Black Widow said...

Maybe you guys will think I'm strange but let the Mexians come but give them a card. Right away that day they are taxed. My problem is I pay property taxes and if I did not have a job i still would have to pay property taxes. Everything goes up because these people can go to a hospitial for free of charge? how the hell cant I do that? I'm a CITIZEN....Im a northern boy stuck in a liberal part of WI. Help me OB! kinobe....your my only hope.

Joe said...

Pretty funny. However, illegal immigrants need to be sent packing.