BEFORE THE MORNING COMES AND I DON'T REMEMBER

Today, at work "ON ME LUNCH BREAK", I went to a local sporting goods store. They were having one hell of a sale, I mean everything slashed like they was a goin out of biz type sale. Seeing Fathers Day is around the corner and me pops is a golfing fool, I went a searchin for the monster of all "can't turn down grandest gift" one could find. Well I found it -- there in the middle of the golfing section was a barrel. Not just any barrel, but one which was full of top-notch golf balls. And there on that barrel was this sign "ALL YOU CAN CARRY IN YOUR POCKETS - $ 5.00 ".  Well I know a deal when I can't walk around it, so I went to filling me pockets. I was counting as I was stuffing, 67. Sixty seven of them little bastards in me pockets.

I took off  to the register, gave'em my five dollar bill and went waddling out like a cowboy leaving a bar in the old west. At the door a young girl stopped and went to staring at the front of my britches.  I saw the amazement in her eyes and her mouth dropped open. Before she got the wrong idea, I explained by saying "golf balls".  She then nodded her head and asked " is that as painful as tennis elbow".

Sometimes life writes itself!