A bunch of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well there is a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We didn't know we were getting low!
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisianna, Kansas, Pennsylvania, Oklahoma and my beloved Texas.
The problem is our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!
Why Do They All Sound Like Fast-Food Slop?
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Have you noticed? Beto, some kind of faux Mex sandwich, Kassich, "I'll have
a side of that, hold the mayo," and now Talarico. Yet another fast food
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2 comments:
ohhh i like how you worded this one lol
Wish I could take the credit for it but received it a long time back in an ongoing email
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